The week.

Well this week was pretty normal but every week is normal. oh well. I went to school and it was interesting mostly because I have a hypocrite math teacher. He's a hypocrite because he keeps telling us to not cuss in his class but then like a few minutes later or the very next day he'll start to cuss. Either he has a horrible memory or he's a hypocrite.  Mr. Ovard, my science teacher, is really making me angry. I don't like his class mostly because of the subject. Integrated Science, it's "math science" like speed = distance over time and area things I am not good at.  I had a dream one night that.   was talking really rudely towards Mormons and he was making so angry and I stood up and muttered under my breath "I hate science" an he's all "What'd you say Mormon Girl?" I glared at him and said in a little louder voice, "I hate, loathe, detest, despise and any other word that means hate I hate your science class!" and he was just looking at me and said, "Is that all?" 

"No." I growled. "And I am so sick at the way your disrespecting  Mormons! There are two Mormons in your class and you're just blabbing about rotten untrue things about us! I'm sorry you didn't get it when you were a member, but that does NOT give you any right to talk like that in front of me! So do what you're paid to do, teach us about your crappy science and SHUT UP ABOUT MORMONS UNLESS YOU KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT US!" I was yelling obviously. Then I woke up surprised at myself. I'd never yell at my teachers unless they were dissing my religion. 

On Friday my Drama friend Courtney, forced eye liner on my face and I say she did a pretty good job it was a little too thick; but I got a lot a comments from my friends that it "looked good on me" Shannon Biddlecome was the only honest one she said there was too much and I agreed but the only thing we didn't agree on was it looked good on me. I thought it was okay but I don't I'll ever again. It didn't look like me, I the girl that doesn't wear makeup like ever only when it's  special occasion.

Yesterday I didn't listen or watch conference, I stayed with my siblings and played with them so my parents could watch it, mom takes notes so I'll  read here notes and try to get what they were talking about. Then after both sessions I went over to Shannon's house then we went to her friend Rosie's house to try to do the dance moves to "What Did I Do To Your Heart" by none other than my favorite band in the world the Jonas Brothers! Then we made a spoof to the Nick J show on youtube and it was hilarious. Then we did a scene from Eclipse we couldn't talk, we could only act it was funny. I was Bella, Rosie was Jacob and Shannon was Edward and we did the scene where Bella broke her hand punching Jacob and it was really funny.

Well that's what happened this week

P.s I'd like to thank Shannon for following me on blogger!

~Allanah the Mormon Girl <3>

Sickness at school, the swine flu and WAYS TO GET SMARTER!!!!!!!

Hey everyone, it's me - obviously. I just want to start out by saying HAPPY SUNDAY!?!?!?!?!?!?! I will be talking about the sickness, ways to get smarter and Swine flu that's been going on for like........ ever. 

I got sick on Monday last week and I could barely talk and I was coughing like there was no tomorrow. So on Friday I finally gave up and went home during choir it lasted till Saturday. I was MISERABLE I wasn't able to sing for a week!! That was the worst PART not being able to sing for a week!!! A WHOLE 7 DAYS! It was stupid then I could barely sing on Sunday. I couldn't start singing till Monday then my choir teacher (Mrs. Bum) wasn't there so I didn't get to sing in choir, she didn't come back till like Wednesday and we STILL didn't sing but I'm pretty sure we're going to sing this week though. 

Next is the SWINE FLU!!!! Well, I don't know how many people know this, but Anna Austin one of my BEST FRIENDS got the SWINE FLU! I was really scared at first but then after the first day I was fine and I convinced myself that she was strong enough to fight it off and plus it's only a REAL danger to Little kids and OLD people. Anna came to church on Sunday so I attacked her with all the strength I had (which isn't very much). I told a lot of things I'm not going to tell you now and just fro the record, If you're getting bored with this I kinda already warned you. It says this right under the MORMON GIRL thing and I quote, "This is my pathetic boring life..... ENJOY" and if that isn't warning enough of a warning then I don't know what is.

Next is WAYS TO GET SMARTER! Okay this is no joke when I say That this thing called "Super Brain Yoga" will make you smarter. I've tried it and I have an "A" in math and that NEVER happens. All you do is stand south, put your tongue on the pallet (the roof of your mouth) and put your left hand on your right ear and pinch it and do the same with the right hand to the left ear put you HAVE to do it in THAT order or it won't work then you squat 14 times. This method is used for kids who have ADHD and/or Autism but it works for anybody I've done and I don't have either of this. I'll go over the steps with you once more.

1. Stand South (doesn't matter where you are just stand South)

2. Put your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

3. Pinch your right ear with your left hand

4. Pinch your left ear with your right hand.

5. squat while taking deep breathes inhaling goes while going down and exhaling while going up. 

6. Squat 14 times and if you see no improvement them do more squats if you need to more squats, do 20. If you do to much, then you'll know if you're getting rashes. 

I've never got any rashes yet but the super brain yoga is supposed to help you concentrate and it helps your memory.

This is really easy to do. Thanks for reading if you did read which I hardly doubt. BYE!

~Allanah the Mormon Girl!

School starts!!!!!!!

Hey, I hope school is going well for you all - though I've got to remember that I don't have

anyone on here except my mom and she doesn't even read it. I feel SO unloved!!!!!! Oh well, you

guys are missing out on my boring and pathetic life. Last night there was a dance and my new soul

sister Shannon Biddlecome. She got me a new dress and she dressed me up for the dance and I

thought it was going to be stupid only because I can't dance; but I was proven wrong I LOVED and

can't wait for the next one! My crush even danced with me! Shannon and Anna were dragging me up

to him so that he would dance with me but he asked me first and I still get butterflies every time I

think about. We played tag with other couples and he gave me a lesson on how to waltz and I only 

stepped on his foot once!!!!! I can't even tell you how I felt with him it was something I have 

never in my life 

experienced in my life, it was awesome! Um that's all I'm going to say for now.

BYE!!!!!!!

p/s I'm changing my name(blog name)

BYE

`Allanah the Mormon girl!!!!!!!!

Rest of Summer!

Well,  Summer is almost over and I haven't written in a while so I'll need to do that. 

First, I went to Girls Camp and that was good. The theme was Broadway and the groups were Beauty and the Beast, Les, misrable, Phantom of the Opera, West side story, Singing in the rain, hairspray, Wizards of Oz and Mary Poppins. I was in Hairspray though I really wanted to be in Beauty and the Beast or Les Misrables, but no, I was put in the racist production. In skit night, I volunteered to play the mom. John Travolta. It was a long week.

Then we went camping and Anna went with me and it was pretty fun we read Nightworld and New Moon so that was fun and there was a pond behind us so we went swimming there too and then we went to the lake and Anna and I would go out as far as we could and if we were at Lake Tahoe and we went that far, we would've gone past  booies   in the lake we were at we could still touch - it was AMAZING! It was fun we got poured on while walking to the camp store and back. Then we went to our tent and read some more until the rain stopped. Then on our Last night there the rangers warned us about a young an aggressive bear. So we ran back to our tent to get things out in the bear box. Then we realized that we forgot our books back at my aunt Lynn's campsite so we went there and Anna is all STOP! I stopped she shined a light in front of me there 10 ft away from me is a Big Black Bear. Fear stroked me like lightning. I was hyperventilating crazily and it was starting to growl at us. I backed up so slowly. Anna brought her Hatchet and I thought she was going to kill it (but she wasn't. I didn't no that at the time) so I am crying because I am SO scared so I cry Anna NO STOP DON"T DO IT!! Then she motions me to come and I did we got our books then ran back to my mom's tent and we stayed there until my dad came back. Then we left.

Then we stayed home the rest of the time, I typed my Novel and speaking of which, I got a phone call from someone who wants to review my novel!!!! Anyway,I went on Facebook and took quizzes and did a lot of other stuff, Well, I've got to go to a Seminary Fireside. I love you all

~Allanah The Edward freak

The Wonderful Trip to Missouri and Memphis

Well, for the past two weeks, I was on vacation to visit my grandma in Missouri. We spent three days in the car. We went from Dayton to Utah; from Utah to Nebraska;  from Nebraska to Missouri. In Utah we camped in a cabin that was just built a few months ago. We went to Denny's and got our faces painted. Christopher and Robert got snakes on there arms. Joseph got a Skeleton on his arm. Erin got an unicorn/pegasus on her face. I bet you can guess what I got...... a vampire (:>). Then we went to Temple Square. Since it was like 9:30 p.m Utah time so pretty much everything was closed. But we got some pictures by the Salt Lake Temple and we got to go into the Joseph Smith Memorial. Then in the morning there was some kind of brown spider. We thought it was a Brown Recluse. 

The next day of driving we went through and Wyoming and stopped in Nebraska. We stopped in Mormon Island. It was a camp site so we had to set up a tent at 10:00 at night. Then we woke up extra early to get a good start. We got to grandma's house at 5:00 p.m. Then that night the adults and myself played Gumpsh. It's a card game that you have teams and you have four cards and you want four of the same type of card. Like 4 four's - four 2's etc.

Then the day after that we went to Farmington Water Park. It was okay there were two slides, a lazy river, and a regular pool. It was really crowded  so after a while I went to a lawn chair and read a book and slept. Then I went into the Lazy River for the rest of the time. I got sun burnt but not bad. 

Then it was a Rainy 4th of July. I told my dad while we were at the park under a tree while it was poring I said, "Dad like I said before, we're not in Farmington, we're in FORKS!!!" that made him laugh. the storm didn't ease up, it just got worse. Then we went to Grandma's ward and it was it was the most quite day of my life. I was TOO shy to talk to anyone. 

The next day we went to Six Flags. It was the most fun I had in the two weeks we spent there. Then we went to visit Devree  in Memphis. (You can read all about it on the Hamblin's blog) she was SOOOOO surprised. As we left we saw some celebrities sign a colored Elephant such as: Bill Cosby, Christina Agulera, Tom Hanks, Tony Hawks, Jonas Brothers, Then we went into the Cafeteria and saw a karaoke thing that was dedicated by the................................................ JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!! They signed one of Nick's guitars and we saw Nick's SHIRT and Joe's shirts and One of Kevin's shirt. I was hysteric. 

On the way home we went to the new temple in Utah it's called; Oquirre Mountain temple. It was really Beautiful. We got to tour  the temple with our friends the Allredges. Then we went to their house for ice cream. Then we stopped in Carlin (Where we used to live) and saw a couple of old faces. 

That was our trip. Sorry I didn't put any pictures but Mom hasn't uploaded any photo's yet.

I would really appreciate some followers

~Allanah the Edward freak~

Whaz up!?

Hey Guys, 

whaz S'up? Well let me tell you what's up . I'm going to be sitting in the car for 7 hours and to tell you the truth, I am way EXCITED to be in the car. I'm going to be listening to New Moon on my i pod but i don't think I'm going to able to get  it, because someone at the library won't return it. I might get Breaking Dawn though; just because it's the only one there, not because I like it, because it isn't my favorite New Moon is.

I met a girl at the regional dance on Saturday. Her name  is Shannon and she's a total Twilight freak LIKE ME!!! I was SO excited to know her she likes all the Twilight crap merchandise like I do and she's................ TALLER than ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so siked to be short. Then I danced with a guy named Brant. I think he's from the Fallon ward or something. He's 4 years older than me so he's 18. It was during a slow dance and he was twirling me and then I fell on my hands but I quickly and swiftly got back up. But it was Still embarrassing. I would tell you something, but I don't know who reads this, so I'm not going to say it!!! I just hope I get some more followers soon.

Love and world peace,

~Allanah the Edward Freak~

June 9th

Hello, today is Robert's 6th Birthday!!!!! I am totally excited for him. Anyway, I have to confess about something.... As of last week..... I decided that I absolutely hate Robert Pattinson. I read in "People" Magazine that Rob was currently sleeping with Niki Reed then started to flirt with other girls right in front of her. When I first read that, the first thing that popped into my mind was betrayal. I know he knows that I do not exist, but I feel like..... words can not explain what I feel about him now. This may sound weird but I was seriously in love with him and then he does that and I'm surprised that I didn't break down in the middle of class (I read this on the last day of school) all I did was growl in anger.

I hate him. When I still loved him, when ever someone said his name, you'd see me with a wide smile but now, if you said "Robert Pattinson" I would frown and this rob thing is effecting my team Edwardness. I hate him for that. I'll hate him forever and ever. If you read this and you aren't me, well I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't laugh or make fun of me, then it'll only hurt worse.

I think of this as a virtual diary #2. 

Well, I've got to go and help with party

~Allanah the Edward freak!

Summer is Finally HERE!!!!

Happy summer vacation everyone!!!!!

We've been in school for 9 months and now we have 104 days of freedom!!!! sounds awesome right? Yes, it is awesome, but there are some health issues.

• First, there is the health issue of being sunburned. Which could  cause Skin Cancer.
• Second, bug bites. Personally, I despise them! I think they are the most annoying thing on the planet! The itch and then your skin hurts from scratching the bite. So don't be stupid and just put repellant on! Yeah it may stink, but what's worse? The bite or the smell? You're going to have to put up with one of them.

Trek is coming soon. Very soon. To tell you the truth, the only thing I'm excited about is the thing about acting like pioneers. My birthday is in 8 days! I'll be a Mia Maid!!!!! So excited!

Well, that's all I need to say. I hope you have a nice and safe summer.

Allanah the Edward freak!!!

Hello, Happy Memorial Day!!!!!!!!!! For today, I would like to think of it as a Happy and sad day; because all people in the war that died are remembered and I would hate to go to the graveyard and look for the dead friend, sibling, dad, mom, etc. For the happy part of the day is that we have NO school!!! but that's not the point.

8th graders have less than week of school left and two of those days are promotion practices - which I think is absolutely pointless. All we're going to be doing is stand up, sit down and walk hen our name is called. We're eighth graders! I THINK we now how to do that..... and if we don't, then that is very, very, very sad.

Now, to my favorite part, I'm going to be talking about New Moon movie as you see some where around here, there is a picture of Edward( *sigh*) and that pipe - I mean Bella (*Pipe smoker*) about to kiss, I feel bad for Rob........ but there is about 180 more days until the movie comes out!!!!!!!!!!

OMEC I had a complete Twilight moment in History class. Well, my class (Mrs. Bowen) and Mrs. Cadewell's  class  were combining for a debate for the Americans dropping the bomb on Japan. I was partnered with a guy named **** (I'm not using names)  and when I got there he started to stare at me and wouldn't stop! Throughout the WHOLE ENTIRE PERIOD IT WAS ENDLESS STARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a good experience. Now if I was telling Anna this, she would be laughing her head off. I hope she doesn't read this, but it kinda hurts my feelings when she does that, but i don't let her know that, I try to suffer in silence, but it's kind off hard but easy at the same time

That's all for now

~Allanah the Edward Freak~

What happened at school

Ello, today is Tuesday!!!!!!! young women's!!!!!!!!!!! But the down fall is that we're playing Volley Ball. Not a good sport for me to play; someone - if not myself - is BOUND to get hurt and I'm going to feel REALLY bad and then I pretty much sucked the fun out of the whole game  or maybe not. Last night, I watched Grease last night and loved it. it mostly made me laugh and later I asked my mom, "Mom, did kids back in the day have sick minds or what?" all she did was laugh though I still didn't get a reply. I can tell that my life is REALLY boring because i don't have any followers. whatever.

bye,

Allanah the Edward freak

Elder Bednar, Swine Flu ETC.

Hey, everybody! Happy Sunday!!!!! alright, last Sunday, my ward (Comstock) found out that we are having an early Stake meeting. This is because we are having a special guest speaker...........EDLER BEDNAR! How cool is that! I know way cool. No one really knows why he's talking to us in person, but he is. We aren't supposed try to guess why he's talking to us in person. 

On to the next subject. Swine Flu. It's getting pretty nasty. It hit Reno recently on a little two year old. It's driving me NUTS every single time a friend is sick I start freaking because they might possibly have the SWINE FLU!!!!! STOP THE MADNESS! ................ you know what I think? I say............ KILL THE PIGS! DOWN WITH THE PIGS AND SWINES! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US, WE SHOULD KILL THEM!!!! Um......... sorry......... that was......... a little........... insensitive of me. I'm just freaking out about the swine flu and the deaths.

I have less than a month left of school left! and my Birthday is on the 13th of June. I'll be 14 and a MIA maid! I would deeply appreciate it if you people reading this PLEASE BE A FOLLOWER!!! AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T VERY MANY PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME! DO I HAVE TO GET CANCER FOR YOU TO FOLLOW ME! Um sorry about the yelling caps. it's look, I don't have any followers and that's pretty much the whole reason I did this.

That's all for now, bye

4 ever here,

Allanah the Edward freak.

What Happened at school today and it was terrifying.

Hello people of the world, it's me!!!! of course it's me, who else would it be. Anywho,

Yesterday, I found out that one of my sister friends Devree (Alice) has NO more cancer SPOTS!!! Yes, that's right. All the cancer spots down her spine and in her brain are GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you could see me, I would be doing my HAPPY DANCE! (But it's really weird so I'm glad you can't see me) but the doctors are still be cautious. But STILL HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!!! 

I got my scores from my eight grade proficiency test (Writing) back and i got an................ 10 :( i didn't pass JK i got a 16! the highest score in MY 3rd period class! it was a little embarrassing because  Mr.BOB (my teacher) announced it in front of the WHOLE class and everyone was looking at me and i HATE THAT! that's probably my biggest pet peeve. having people stare at me. i mean not like when I'm talking to someone, but like when I'm late for school and when you go into the class and then almost EVERYONE stares at you and i just wish i was invisible. So that was pretty embarrassing. tomorrow in that class, we're watching the Outsiders. It was a book turned into a movie and for those of you who have never heard of it well, I'll tell you (And if you have heard of it, just scroll down to the next indent.) so, the outsiders, it's about a family, the Curtis's, a family only made up of brothers. Darry who is the oldest and strict. Sodapop the middle, he is supposed to be gorgeous, but whatever. then there is Ponyboy, he dreamer (Like me) the reader (Like me). anyway the Curtis family are greasers as are their friends Dally, Johnny, Two Bit, and other people with strange names. Then their are the Socs. the rich kids and the snots. well, the socs beat up and fight with the greasers but one night, it just went too far. I'm not telling you anymore, because that would screw up the story line.

Okay, so some of you should know my favorite character is Dally, and if you didn't know that, well know you do. but some of you know DALLY GETS SHOT! I am going to cry when that happens. because firstly, it's sad, and secondly, it's SAD!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah.  OMG! NOO! in Health Class, I have to Take SEX ED! PLEASE NO! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS. Well, I've talked enough for today.

Love you all

Allanah the Edward Freak

I'm Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone, guess what!

 I'M DONE WITH MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finished it not to long ago. Now all i need to do it save up some money to get it published. but the important thing is......

I AM DONE I AM DONE I AM DONE I AM DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

               - Allanah the Edward freak!